Name Yourself a Verb

Bono's got one thing going for him (aside from the rediculously successfull music gig). He's got a sweet name. So does Sting. So does Hubert Ice. Even Nicholas Cage has a pretty cool name. None of these people popped out of thier moms with such snazzy rockstar monikers, oh no. Like Dana Carvey hilariously pointed out, one day Sting had to start reminding his friends "could you please call me Sting from now on?"
So anyway, from now on, call me Brenden Benediktas.
It's much cooler.
Trust me, I'm a rockstar.