While discussing very important (and relevant) business issues today at our mutual place of employment, Solomon and I decided that the best name for anything is The Exploder. Seriously.
Just kidding. But seriously. A tire called The Exploder? Awesome. An intimate undergarment called The Exploder? Priceless. What if you had a candy called Exploders? Can you imagine what that stuff would do to you?
Quote of the day (once again, courtesy of the red-headed stepchild): "we should have a wrench-fight."
Honestly I think that I could take Solomon in a wrench-fight, but how does that pop into someone's head at 4:32 on a Wednesday at work at the bike shop?
Also. What if you could spend an entire day totally invincible and impervious to pain for one day? Tall building parachuteless base-jumping. Real Frogger. Wrench-fight in the setting sun.
Skeleton on wheels.
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4 comments:
Dude. How about some work every once in awhile?
Seriously.
I'm not joking.
you're one to talk
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
The Exploder would be a bad name for:
Airline luggage
Foley catheters
cardiac pacemakers
toilets
and
Microsoft Windows products
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